Awesome.......... JOKE

Hi,

I found this Kids’ Joke sounds to be funny…

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. 
He inquisitively asks the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" 
She replied, "I'm having a baby." 

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" 
She said, "He sure is." 

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" 
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." 

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... 
"Then why did you eat him?"

Have a blast!!!

Oppurtunity

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
― Winston Churchill

“The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger--but recognize the opportunity.”
             ― John F. Kennedy

“Do not despise your own place and hour. Every place is under the stars, every place is the center of the world.”
― John Burroughs, Studies in Nature and Literature

Inspiration

1. “I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.” - Dudley Field Malone

2. “If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.” - Albert Einstein

3. “The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.” - Bill Copeland

4. “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” - George Eliot

5. “All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.” - Walt Disney

Joke

Boss to an Employee: "Do you believe in life after death?"

Employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." :->

Love

Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u...
Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u.

About Music

Before 1800

The first studies of Western musical history date back to the middle of the 18th century.G.B Martini

 published a three volume history titled Storia della musica (History of Music) between 1757 and 1781.Martin Gerbert published a two volume history of sacred music titled De cantu de musica sacra in 1774. Gerbert followed this work with a three volume work Scriptores ecclesiastici de musica sacra containing significant writings on sacred music from the 3rd century onwards in 1784.